Analogies from high school essays

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

bad analogies

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. Here they are, in their order of objective funniness in my opinion : 1. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

From the attic came an unearthly howl. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

famous analogies

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.

funny analogies
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)